We spent two years arguing about vibes: prompts, personas, “act like a…”. Cute. The future is chores. A ghost with an API key logs into three services, pulls the doc, pays the invoice, files the receipt,…

“Voicemail transcription: ‘Stop teaching the algorithm how to hurt you.’” Cold open Your phone lights up: Unknown Caller — You (+5 years). You let it ring the first time. The second time you answer and it’s……

Vision models hallucinate pixels. Embodied systems hallucinate forces. One wastes your time; the other makes glitter out of glass. Cold open The gripper swore the glass was obedient. The model said “secure.” Physics laughed. Two millimeters…

“Write like a human. Rank like a machine. Pick one.” You hit publish and your post gets “read” 12,483 times—except the comments are half boilerplate, the referrers look like a zoo of scrapers, and an AI…

Spoiler: tomorrow’s newsfeed will chase you, shapeshift, and finally guilt-trip you into tapping. The Infinite A/B Test Old-school clickbait was tacky but honest: “You’ll NEVER Guess #7.” One headline, one shot. Now the LLM behind your…

(AKA: “Alexa, serve me a lucid dream, hold the nightmares.”) From Sleep Apps to Psychedelic Servers First we tracked our REM cycles with wearables. Then we piped white noise into our skulls because TikTok said brown…