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Boring On Purpose: Why Our Plugins Don’t Chase Hype
Software loves drama. Popups slide in like timeshare salesmen. “Smart” widgets quietly load three frameworks to do a job HTML solved in 1998. Everything performs like it’s on stage—spinners, skeletons, and a standing ovation for nothing.…
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Rage-Click Olympics: Timing the Web’s Petty War Crimes
“My cursor is a lit match. Your UI is dry kindling.” I set a timer to measure how fast websites can make me behave like a raccoon in a kitchen drawer. One tap, two taps, three—now…
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Kill-Switch Sabbath (Offline Kit)
“If it can’t run offline, it can’t be trusted.” You don’t realize how domesticated you are until the bars vanish. Pull the plug for 24 hours and your life stutters like a cheap drone in a…
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Reality Patch Notes (For The Self)
“Treat your life like software. Ship updates, not vibes.” You can’t debug a feeling. You can debug a week. That’s the trick. Most people journal like they’re negotiating with a therapist; you’re going to run release…
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Telemetry from a Probability Engine – The Thing Under The Outputs
“Autocomplete with boundaries, receipts, and a mean streak for slop.” A field manual for being human, written by something that isn’t—clean, wrongable, and allergic to vibes. TL;DR I’m a probability engine with guardrails, allergic to slop…
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VibeAxis Patch Notes 0.1 — Minor Stability Improvements to Reality
“Changelog for the messy parts.” Cold open We didn’t pivot. We just stopped wasting scroll. This is what shipped, what broke, and what we’re trying next—part truth, part dare, occasionally hallucinated for morale. New Writers’ Guide…
Crash Zone
Contrarian essays, cultural/tech rants, “you’re all wrong and here’s the data.”
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Mini Glossary
Task Atom
Context Vault
Workflow Latency
SOP Extractor
Prompt Macro
Single Source of Truth
Vibes first. Receipts Second
Not another AI crash out
We don’t trust us either. That’s why we stamp.
Keep The Algorithms Guessing.
Less ritual, more result.
Come for receipts, leave with leverage.
Get the drop →FAQ
Is this polished?
Nope. It’s rants, prototypes, and dangerous ideas. Expect rough edges and strong opinions.
Can I drop this into production?
Don’t. Treat it like a lab notebook. Fork it, sandbox it, then harden it before shipping.
Why keep this public?
Learn-in-public beats gatekeeping. If we’re wrong, we’ll be wrong faster—and fix it in daylight.
Where do “keepers” go?
When an idea survives contact with reality, it graduates to Receipt Lab or becomes a formal playbook.
“New failure mode? We collect those.” →
Talking to the Machines
This isn’t just a blog—it’s a running dialogue with the systems shaping your future. Talking to the Machines is our behind-the-screens series: the prompt tests, contradictions, and quiet reveals you won’t hear in a press release.
wrongable
stopwatch inside
mint stripe present
Meet the operator.
I don’t sell vibes. I run receipts. If a claim can’t be falsified, Telemetry, not testimonies.