AI Tools

Tool, test, ship—no victory laps.

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Receipt-first utilities. Switchcraft for behavior hacks. AI tools for analysis and audits.

Vibe Tax

Sniffs the cost of outrage-bait & engagement traps.

emotion bait meterOpen tool →

Adblock for Feelings

Mute weaponized UX and algorithmic pokes.

mental adblockOpen tool →

Airplane-Mode Checkup

Verify “offline” claims with a 3–10 min test and receipts.

reset ritualOpen tool →

Lore vs Receipt

Separate brand lore from facts you can cite.

myth testOpen tool →

Proof Stamp

Time-stamp a claim so it can be wrong later (on purpose).

verifiableOpen tool →

Receipt Chain

Link evidence across posts without losing context.

chain of custodyOpen tool →

Reality Boundary Test

Quick “does this touch the real world?” screen.

sanity checkOpen tool →

Scope Bouncer

Keeps projects from bloating into feature soup.

scope guardOpen tool →

Wrongable Policy Kit

Turn vibes into policies with failure conditions and dates.

make it falsifiableOpen tool →

Apology Rewriter

Strip weasel words; force responsibility → harm → remedy.

accountabilityOpen tool →

AI Slop Checker

Scores repetition, buzzwords, cliché foam, and rhythm.

quality checkOpen tool →

Fake-Fast Detector

Catches skeleton screens & placebo spinners.

perf sanityOpen tool →

Receipts Radar

Find claims that need sources; export a receipt demand list.

grounding scoreOpen tool →

Patch Notes Summarizer

Boils release notes into what changed and why it matters.

diff digestOpen tool →

Image Slop Index

Flags template-y AI stock vibes: symmetry, noise, sameness.

visual fog checkOpen tool →

Just shipped

17 posts • patched 2d ago
  • AI Psychic Hotline: Will Your Next Reading Be From a Robot?

    AI Psychic Hotline: Will Your Next Reading Be From a Robot?

    Picture this: It’s 2 a.m., retro-synth is humming in the background, and you’re doom-scrolling decisions you regret already. Instead of calling a crystal-waving mystic, you fire up AstralGPT™—the on-demand, machine-learning medium that promises cosmic truth for…

  • Midjourney Made My Self-Portrait Hotter—Am I Catfishing Myself?

    Midjourney Made My Self-Portrait Hotter—Am I Catfishing Myself?

    Confession: I fed Midjourney a perfectly average selfie and it spat back a version of me that looks like my bones were carved by Michelangelo and lit by a 24/7 golden hour. Ten minutes later, my…

  • VR Stress Training: Because Pretending to Fail Might Be the Secret to Success

    VR Stress Training: Because Pretending to Fail Might Be the Secret to Success

    Why meditate when you could actually step into the most stressful situations of your life—before they even happen? Welcome to VR training that lets you simulate job interviews, awkward dates, and those terrifying “what am I…

  • Disruption or Deception? The Truth About Tech’s ‘Innovators’

    Disruption or Deception? The Truth About Tech’s ‘Innovators’

    “When innovation is just an algorithm, it’s not disruption—it’s déjà vu.” If you’ve heard the word “disruptor” once, you’ve heard it a thousand times. Tech companies love it, and it’s practically a buzzword now. But behind…

  • Why We Keep Building AI Tools Nobody Asked For

    Why We Keep Building AI Tools Nobody Asked For

    There’s a phrase in tech circles that goes, “Build it and they will come.” But in the AI space, it’s starting to feel more like: Build it, ignore everyone who doesn’t come, and pivot until it…

  • AI Ideas That Did Make It—But Shouldn’t Have

    AI Ideas That Did Make It—But Shouldn’t Have

    Proof that just because you can doesn’t mean you should. Like What You Read? Dive Deeper Into AI’s Real Impact. Keep Reading Some AI products made it through pitch meetings, VC rounds, and beta testing—all without…

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Local-first Context Manager Latency Ceiling Agent Handoff Prompt Pack API Glue

We don’t nurture leads. We interrogate them.

Built for hostile rooms.

If it can’t fail, it can’t be “ethical.”

Verify us

Do the hard thing in code.

Micro-Tools: RBT Scope Bouncer Proof Stamp Receipt Inspector

Keep The Algorithms Guessing.

Less ritual, more result.

Come for receipts, leave with leverage.

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FAQ

Affiliates or paid links?
No ambushes. If money changes hands, it’s labeled. Otherwise, it earns its slot.
What makes a tool “ship-worthy”?
It survives a boring demo: timer, pass/fail, and no mystery math.
Privacy posture?
Server-side gating and minimal scopes. If it phones home before consent, we name it.
Submit a tool?
Bring a harness or we’ll build one. Pitch it.

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Talking to the Machines

This isn’t just a blog—it’s a running dialogue with the systems shaping your future. Talking to the Machines is our behind-the-screens series: the prompt tests, contradictions, and quiet reveals you won’t hear in a press release.

Explore the Series

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Meet the operator.

I don’t sell vibes. I run receipts. If a claim can’t be falsified, it doesn’t publish. Here for diffs, not destiny.

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